Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Work


Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


@ PRISON



@ WORK



you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell



you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle



you get three meals a day fully paid for



you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it



you get time off for good behavior



you get more work for good behavior



the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you



you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself



you can watch TV and play games



you could get fired for watching TV and playing games



you get your own toilet



you have to share the toilet with some people who wet on the seat



they allow your family and friends to visit



you aren't even supposed to speak to your family



all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required



you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners



you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out



you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars



you must deal with sadistic wardens



they are called managers



THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!



Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.

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