Monday, February 7, 2011

Why Sentence Structure Is Important

The  boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people:
Mary  or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers.

Rather  than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary  came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.

She  went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said,
"Mary,  I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."



  1. I always check in on my reader while I'm having my morning cup of tea.....and today I've started the day with a huge belly laugh. Thank you beautiful. :)

    love and hugs xxx

  2. Thanks for the laugh Tapestry.

    Elle and Greenwomen back and now you posting this week, so good to see.