Why Sentence Structure Is Important

The  boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people:

 

Mary  or Jack.

 

It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers.

Rather  than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary  came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.

She  went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said,
"Mary,  I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."

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