A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied,
"Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."