Sunday, February 3, 2008

Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...


+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked,

"Why such a price difference for the politicians?"

The cook replied,

"Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

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